Saturday, February 23, 2008

To the Beautiful People...

The following is actually a letter sent a friend of mine and professional model. In no way would I hope that anyone reading this to mistake her for the stereotypical Zoolanderesque model contrivance. She is in fact a wholly well rounded person both inside and out. But after sending her this letter I thought maybe it would be good to ask everyone. Surely, we all like to think of ourselves as contributing to bringing sexy back, but how many of us actually can get paid for it?

If any of you have seen this show or know enough to comment, please do.

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K,

ok, now i know i enjoy taking an opportunity to give you a good ribbing about being one of the "beautiful" people and being a model and all, but thats simply because I know without question that you're indeed a complete person both inside and out. BUT, I just watched this show and I really need to know who is the exception and who is the rule.

To fully grasp what I'm talking about let me share what an alien from Mars would come to believe had it never encounteredd humanity before catching this show on VH1.

a) There is unanimous concensus that there are 52 states in the Union.
b) Lance Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and
c) As a gift of friendship from France to America, we received either caviar and wine or, ahem, herpes.


Please tell me television has simply gone awry once more and that the majority of the Hoteratti are down to earth and fairly intelligent so that I might hope that a full package of good genes are past on to the next generation. Good genes like your own, Ashton Kutchers, or my own dear wifes.

Signed,
Dumber for Having Watched This Show in Full

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